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DOES PHILLY BUILD A SLIGHTLY SMALLER STATUE FOR KYRIE IRVING RUINING JAMES HARDEN’S LIFE?

麦奎尔球员：辛辛那提不对确实为哈里斯树个小点的半身像，因为他惹怒了金州勇士队队？

[–]MagicGamesgtd 1679 points 6 hours ago

They build a statue of a vaccine shot

魔术师球员：他们确实花钱一个打疫苗的半身像。

[–]Magickunallanuk 1779 points 6 hours ago

I want everyone who said the sixers had no leverage and should have just taken Brogdon and 2 picks to apologize and never make another trash take again

魔术师球员：我希望所有真是76人一定会有筹码并且确实扯布罗格登和2个选择权的人道歉，以后别再花钱这些垃圾得出结论了。

[–]OverusedRedditJoke 9271 points 7 hours ago

Thus finally ends perhaps the most obnoxious and unnecessarily dragged-out saga in NBA history

球员：结算截止日再次结束了，或许这是NBA上曾上最下流和最一定会必要等这么久的一天了。

[–]WarriorsBalls_of_Adamanthium 6389 points 7 hours ago

Kyrie’s streak of fucking up teams’ championship hopes remain intact.

勇士队球员：哈里斯年中摧毁支球队世界冠军希望的历史记录依然一定会有改变。

[–]LakersApollo611 815 points 6 hours ago

Turns out not taking the vaccine effects the people around you

热火球员：确信，不打疫苗还是会严重影响自己和身边的人。

[–]NetsCleopatraHadAnAnus 876 points 7 hours ago

That flat earther fuck really did a number on us

goddamnit.

热火队球员：这个地平真是的狗R的实在滚了我们好几道。

MLGB。

[–]CelticsADartfordPark 494 points 7 hours ago

And you really thought you could change that pseudo intellectual prick

高卢人球员：你们想不到实在实在可以改变那个伪知识分子。

[–]NetsCleopatraHadAnAnus 356 points 7 hours ago

Honestly, I’m so sorry to Boston fans for any element of doubt I ever had as far as all that goes.

Should have known better. Did not know better.

热火队球员：老实讲，我要对绿军球员道歉，不该一直质疑你们，

早就该并不知道的，怪自己过去一定会好好探究。

[–]RaptorsAndySmalls 8160 points 7 hours ago

And just like that... Ben Simmons was miraculously cured.

猛龙球员：弹指一挥间，本西被奇迹般地治好了。

[–][LAL] Nick YoungTheChipiboy 2208 points 7 hours ago

Acting like the grandpa in spy kids 3

热火球员：就像是更加小特务3里面有的外公。

[–]HeatBylvieBalvez 1532 points 7 hours ago

Or Grandpa Joe from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

热火球员：亦或是菲利普和面有包工场里的乔外公。

[–]IHopeThisWorksForMe 5176 points 7 hours ago

PricequotKD passes it to Simmons who is unguarded in the key... aaaaand he passes it back to KD..."

球员：“KD将球让给了内线无人防守的本西……然然然后，他又传送给了KD……”

[–]KnicksTigerBasket 2242 points 7 hours ago

KD with tears rolling down his face, he knows he canPriceapost win with these cats.

尼克斯球员：KD热泪盈眶，他并不知道他和这些阿猫阿狗一起无法赢下世界冠军

[–]packersSB55champs 1047 points 7 hours ago

Hardest Road 2: even harder road

球员：最艰难的路2之难上加难。

[–]WarriorsGloomy_Slide 446 points 6 hours ago

Man left Steph Curry for this lmao

勇士队球员：KD重回莫希就为这。

[–]WarriorsRealDannyMM 102 points 6 hours ago

He would have a hand full of rings if he stayed in GSW his whole career

勇士队球员：如果他整个职业生涯都返回勇士队的话，他的一只手会戴满世界冠军手环。

[–][DET] Bol Bolyodeadasss 5009 points 7 hours ago

LMAOOO DOC SHIPPED OUT HIS OWN SON IN LAW

活塞球员：我的天，里弗斯想不到把堂弟去取走了。

[–]LakersZammy512 3440 points 7 hours ago

Doc has now traded his own son and his son in law. He said fuck them kids

热火球员：里弗斯去取走了自己的亲儿子和堂弟，他真是狗孩子绝不了。

[–]Lakersboyifyoudontget 2132 points 7 hours ago

Karma farmers, you better be ready to post the first Simmons basket in his return.

[–]lolxdalcuadrado 1185 points 7 hours ago

simmons makes a logo three on embiids face

热火球员：那些个喷本西的家伙，你们毫无疑问一早为本西事隔后的首次进球发个贴。

球员：本西当着安奥托的面有齐射一记LOGO三分。

[–]harry5839 1341 points 6 hours ago

Philly strip clubs and cheese steaks congratulations James!

球员：辛辛那提拖衣舞新球队和点心店热烈欢迎金州勇士队队。

[–]spacecashcow 3934 points 7 hours ago

Unrelated question: How do I buy stock in strip clubs from an individual city?

球员：一个不相关的疑问：我如何购买一个城市拖衣舞新球队的股票？

推特网上：

金州勇士队队到了辛辛那提后

比如真是：Reddit

编译：Fontaine

。

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